The Airline Love Story - Part 3

THE AIRLINE LOVE STORY PART 3 - "Dissonance" 

“You’re everything I could want…” she said to me.

Drunk as hell, mad as a skunk.

“And everything you don’t want…” I replied, admittedly just as drunk, but only half as mad.

The Airline Love Story - Part 2

THE AIRLINE LOVE STORY – PART 2 “Trapped?”

“Do you love me?” she asked, staring into my eyes, only inches apart.

Never answer that question in the following two scenarios (either combined, or individually):
During (or just following) amazing sex.
Just after you, or she, drinks copious amounts of alcohol.

The Airline Love Story - Part 1 (And Intro)

The Airline Love Story is a piece I wrote on two airplane flights on my way back from Europe. I had a couple hour flight from Scotland to London, and then an 8 hour flight from London to Chicago. I purchased a little plaid notebook in the Edinburgh airport and made a deal with myself that I was going to fill the notebook with a story over the course of my in-air time. Well, I did. I filled every page of that notebook. I will be publishing it here over the next few posts.

Some interesting notes about this.

• I did not necessarily write it in chronological order. It's not meant to be plot driven as much as it is an insight into the psyche of someone going through a complicated relationship.
• Each part is VERY short individually. It's not a novel or novella. It's barely a short story. Maybe it's a "short-storyella". Maybe it's really an essay in the first person.
• The piece is written in the first person. This was a deliberate choice so as to focus on the insights of the main character as opposed to the outward view of the main character. I could have used "he" instead of "I", perhaps, but I like this way much better.
• I DID do some minor editing after I landed and before I transcribed it onto this blog. The original piece inside the notebook will probably be destroyed.
• The characters are fictional, the scenarios are fictional, the premise is fictional. Hint: It's fictional.
• It has adult themes. If that is going to bother you, either don't read it, or read it fully aware. 

All "Airline Love Story" posts: http://thestoriesofbradk.blogspot.com/search/label/The%20Airline%20Love%20Story

And now, part 1.....

The Weight of it All - a DnD Scenario. I guess. I don't remember writing this....

UPDATE - Dan Myers wrote this. Not me. That explains very clearly why I don't remember writing it!




The Weight of it All

First Encounter

All characters wake up in a dungeon that is 40 by 40.There are 4 blue flamed torches on each wall. A voice wakes the players stating the following:

“Wake up my pretties. You can’t sleep and save your lives at the same time. You have proved worthy adversaries up till now, so don’t disappoint me. I do apologize, but I have had to deprive you of your memories. Please take a moment to take in your surrounding”

Finding Life: Nick's Story

This was written as a monologue, but could easily just be an essay. It was based on a conversation I had with a man at a hotel bar in Alkmaar, Holland about 5 years ago. Some of the details were directly lifted from the story he told me.....

The InBeetWeeners - Episode V: Jibberish

Episode V: Jibberish.

Mein kiya daf toonamo.

Brafternum wilop? Gammericanom! Yazdernizma wanky torifnopore!

Ger yamma togre. Buh frep glamu dureke pada. 

So there!

The InBeetWeeners - Episode IV: Are you having martinis again? Nope, I'm having martinis STILL.

Episode IV: Are you having martinis again? Nope, I'm having martinis STILL.

I went up to this girl the other day. Boy… she was nice.. I think she was drunk. Or I was.. Wait. I was? What oh yeah.. drunk..but its ok because I drink all the time and have a tolerential for the alcaholismness. 

Any

<hiccup>

Anyways. I seed this girl before… seed? Seed! Sawed… seed-sawed… had seed this girl and we were at that club with the martinis! The one where Freddie worked… By that park bench. This girl -  WOAH.. I mean.. hot!!! and she was good looking too.

I had - wait she had martininis… martins... mar-teeeeen-eeees. Them things but I was drinking them and then I stopped because it was gone.

But I learned from this experience. Dont ever reply to the question Are you having Martinis again with NO! Im having martinis STILL!

It makes you look like you sound like a drunkery. I drunk..drinked a lot of martinis since then…but never respond that way! They stop talking to you if you say that

Or maybe it was because I threw up on her.

The InBeetWeeners - Episode III: Did You SEE That? Mad Libs on the Fly

Episode III: Did you SEE that?! Mad Libs On the Fly.

Did you SEE that????

It was a giant <noun>

I think it just <verb> the <noun> on top of the <type of fruit>!!

Quick, get me a <tool> to <sport action> before <bodily function> away for good!

WOW! My <social class> feels like its going to <celebration including fireworks and burgers>!

Did you SEE it?

The InBeetWeeners - Episode II: This Dessert Is Delicious. I Love Your Mom.

Episode II: This dessert is delicious. I love your mom.


MMmm.

MMMmmmMMMMmMmmmmMMM.

OH WOWMMMmMmMMMMmmMMMMmm

Oh GOD THATS GOOD!!! MMmMmMMmMMMMMMM!!

HOOOOOO-LLLLYYYYYYYY CRAAAAAAAP!!!!!!

MORE! MMMMMMM MOREMOREMORE!!!! MMMmMmMM!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

OH YES! THATS IT!!! MMmMmMmMMMm..

(pant-pant-pant)

This dessert is DELICIOUS!

(pant-pant-pant)

I love your mom!

The InBeetWeeners - Introduction and Episode I - The Reluctant Exorciser

The InBeetWeeners were a series of brief monologues intended to bridge gaps between vignettes or sketch comedy pieces. I wrote 5 Episodes so far, and I'll publish them here and maybe write some more....

So... Episode 1!

Modern Magic - An Alternative History Fantasy World written by ME!!!!

The following is an alternative history fantasy story concept I wrote. The intention at the time was to use the concept to create an RPG of sorts by creating a universe for the characters to exist in. It's called "Modern Magic".  Enjoy!!

"Blue Harvest (ahem)..." A Psychological Thriller written in 2006 Brief "Treatment"

At one point, I was going to try to expand this into a screenplay (I even had a started working copy in my archives). So back in 2006 my mind was just as messed up as it is now...

Alas... Presenting "Blue Harvest - A Working Title" (yes, obviously stolen from Jedi...)