Episode
IV: Are you having martinis again? Nope, I'm having martinis STILL.
I went up to this girl the other day. Boy… she was
nice.. I think she was drunk. Or I was.. Wait. I was? What oh yeah.. drunk..but
its ok because I drink all the time and have a tolerential for the
alcaholismness.
Any
<hiccup>
Anyways. I seed this girl before… seed? Seed! Sawed… seed-sawed… had seed this
girl and we were at that club with the martinis! The one where Freddie worked…
By that park bench. This girl - WOAH.. I
mean.. hot!!! and she was good looking too.
I had - wait she had martininis… martins... mar-teeeeen-eeees. Them things but
I was drinking them and then I stopped because it was gone.
But I learned from this experience. Dont ever reply to the question Are you
having Martinis again with NO! Im having martinis STILL!
It makes you look like you sound like a drunkery. I drunk..drinked a lot of
martinis since then…but never respond that way! They stop talking to you if you
say that
Or maybe it was because I threw up on her.
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